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Amuseables Asparagus
Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records.
He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...
With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.
$82.23
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Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records.
He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...
With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.
